Man, this Guy stinks!

ABOUT GUY

welcome to my about page. if you are Super Cool, then you should know that this page is based off the Halo 3 customization menu.

use the B button to leave whatever section
you clicked on. A doesn't do anything yet.

underlined text probably has a tooltip (hover over this)

WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

i'm Guy! i'm a geeky teenager from the US-of-A. i like to think i am an artist, and i enjoy messing around with HTML/CSS. i dont take anything i do very seriously (for now). i'm just having fun making amusing things.

BloodGulch is my beloved pet project that i've been working on for 3 years now, and i still have many plans for this site. hope you like havin' me around!

honestly i have no clue what to write here. about pages are hard. feel free to reach out using my email: guydotwad@proton.me or my guestbook.

THESE GUYS YOU SEE AROUND, I GUESS

GUY (The Spartan)

Guy is my "mascot." he is based off of my Halo 3 Spartan, which is over there ->
he doesn't really have any story, and he doesn't have anything to do with Halo canon.
you can view his page here

KEN (The Hamster)

Ken is my.. fursona (shivers). he is a Syrian hamster, because that is my favorite species of hamster. he is named after Ken Andrews, the lead singer of Failure #failurebrainrot
he is me, but way cooler

THINGS I LIKE

GAMES

Halo 3: ODST Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number The Walking Dead: Season 1 PAYDAY 2 Garry's Mod Gears of War 2 Poker Night 2 Battleblock Theater visit my backloggd 4 more Ok

MUSIC

Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park Morning View - Incubus What You Didn't Know When You Hired Me - Bondage Fairies Losing Streak - Less Than Jake Fantastic Planet - Failure Thirteenth Step - A Perfect Circle Why Do You Love Me Satan? - Fucking Werewolf Asso Humanistic - Abandoned Pools Green - R.E.M. The Color and The Shape - Foo Fighters Roses are Red, Violets are Blue - Trocadero Cold Cash - Azrael subject to change...

TV AND STUFF

The Venture Bros. Space Ghost Coast to Coast Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sealab 2021 Homestar Runner The Thing (1982) Evil Dead II
(obviously) i love adult swim, but i like adult animation in general

EVERYTHING ELSE

I Like To Draw that rat is my daughter Sunny. shes da best i mostly like to collect games/dvds/cds. sometimes figures and consoles

QUIZ RESULTS

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.
I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?